Could I give you a loving? *Pulls out massive cock*

Anonymous
Awh what a HANSome name 😜
I need u help two get me a girlfriend too bananpie
We have long thought that the answer to that. But we have not been able to come to something concrete. Well..
TA-DAH!
We found banana-girlfrind fo u

Hans, do you have any musical talent?
I think he can sing. Although it is probably very typical, but who care ヽ(´ー`)┌
And if it can be taken as a “musical talent”.
Rather, it is something like a hobby. No more.
want some candy? *gives you a lollipop*
yes because this cutie is mine *smooches heeck* :3c

You’re welcome sweetie :3c
I fkn love spring
(っ˘ω˘ς )
*drops soap* hey hans, can you bend over and lift up the soap? >//v//>